Stonehill

I don't want to work at school anymore.
But look how qualified I am
I want to work at home like Ben wants Laurens seed...
but really.
let me

• sell some jewish rugs
• push lawnmowers and drink tequila with sidekicks dad
• not cook
• lobster-f(ph)ish
• make cabinets with 30 year olds with baseball gloves and taco nacho dogs
• make profit off $20 12 pax of heinekin 
• or some shit
• I miss you Malaysians

• so someone find me a job 

• pce, luv, hurb, jaw, nwa, architecture, and fishy-swa, niggers with hard r's 

Cool Pool Party

Drunk Chicks...and me with a sharpie

WHO DOES THIS BELONG TO

FOUND THIS SHIT IN TRICKY POND, FLOATING IN A TUBE, BROKEN JETTA GLASS WAS FOUND AT THE SCENE, AND A BRAND NEW RIPPED UP T-SHIRT WITH A ROCK IN IT.

IF IT'S YOURS, CLAIM IT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAYOR DREW WHITE, MAGNOLIA SKATEPARK ENGINEER, DOG WALKER PRESIDENT, JIB CONSULTANT

Yo Drew

Happy Birthday to the mayor.

called this mother fucker this morning but he doesn't remember of course. i wish i could post the voice mail haha.

some videos n shit

Legless skater Italo Romano

Walkin down Newbury

Walkin down newbury st. today minding my own...when this shit happens outta no where

hope you brought your diapers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTwIOx1FOl0&context=C4ffdbc1ADvjVQa1PpcFMCB_UJupqV1PhY-GIcFTO2Gz_w_p10tLo=

Happay St. Paddys Day Ya Fucks: Gah!!!

Happy St. Paddys Day. Everyone is Irish. 






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ArP3D_LX5w

Kennedy is irish




......and gay.

Earl of Sutherland: 3rd Decree

Typical Newbury:

Earl of Sutherland: 2nd Decree

Summary of Bates College:


Other than Bates College and a few other snow-college's, Maine is home to dead cows, pagans, flannel jackets, and Portland, a small, hip city not to be confused with Portland.

Remember to bring pot and Michelob Ultras if you plan on visiting.
Oh and thank you, Ferg.

Earl of Sutherland: 1st Decree

Here's a shitty story with unfunny links:

After experimenting with various drugs and hipster subcultures, I contracted the AIDs version of my impacted wisdom teeth being pulled out on time. I pulled out of NYU per recommendation of my Jewish dean and Jewish surgeon. I decided afterwards that I should figure out the rest of my life before I drink and smoke myself into oblivion like the rest of America. So I come back to Gloustah (click Gloucester and check the 4th incident). Instead of figuring out my life, I went to IKEA and decided I didn't want to sleep next to shit & piss of Mr. Jitters. Here is the story of what happened in my room. I still plan on drinking and smoking myself to oblivion.

Before:

(smells of canine urine and feline feces)

Multiple legos and leftover roaches were found on site.

Remarkable Discovery of Aged Hennessey Bottle:
(hidden underneath mattress since last summer. Left permanent imprint on the box-spring)

(Removal of two sizable fist-holes)

Summary of Job: New mahogany floors, and trim, Repainted: walls, trim, door, window, and the closet, Bought: IKEA Bed frame, Desk, Dresser, 2 Tables, Closet Organizer, and Window Blinds

After:

Looking for further purchases: Art, Mini-Fridge, Sword/Bow wall-mount, tamed lion, and maybe some blow.

 ok. so yeah. I can finally jerk off in style...

found this in my dorm room, laugh now, but i'm pretty sure it's an actual Massart major